The holiday gift shopping season is full speed ahead. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, shop shop shop! I am actually pretty much done at this point which is a huge relief and I think the earliest I’ve ever completed my Christmas shopping thanks in large part to the wonder site, Amazon. It also helped that I’ve been pestering my friends and relatives to start coming up with their wish list ideas since around Halloween and most of them complied (probably just to shut me up).
But what do you get a spanking friend or partner as a nice gift that could possibly be opened in front of vanilla company? Something you can pick up at your local department store and not the fetish shop? Well, here are a few ideas.
For those of you that love As-Seen-On-TV products, move over Snuggie, here comes the Forever Lazy one-piece pajamas with drop-seat! When I first saw the commercial for these, my reaction was, “you can’t be serious,” but hey, pajamas with easy access to that naughty, spankable bottom are pretty popular. And while I don’t forsee a lot of guys wearing their Forever Lazy pajamas to football games like they show on TV, there won’t be quite as much embarrassment if you’re caught wearing one of these around the house compared to the ones with rubber duckies or teddybears on them.
How about a festive breadboard! Home decor stores often have these cheerful seasonal items to add a little holiday cheer to your kitchen or living room. Of course they have the added bonus of making great paddles. I think this one could knock a person into next week. Oh, and you could also probably serve bread on it or something, but who really does that?
For those who aren’t quite as naughty as breadboard recipients, theres always the classic paddle ball games. And you know what happens when the ball flies off its tether …
Underwear. A timeless classic. Who didn’t get a package of socks or underwear as a kid? Well, there won’t be any whiny disappointment with fun panties like these.
And for a great stocking stuffer idea, consider a nice bottle of anti-monkey butt powder. Nobody wants a monkey butt.
