When I read Annapurna’s recent comment about putting a board in his pants to protect his poor bottom from a well deserved spanking from me, it reminded me of the cute cartoons and sitcoms in which naughty ones would try to prevent the pain of a spanking in various ways. Haven’t seen boards used, but books and magazines were often tucked into the pants of cartoon miscreants. Of course through cartoon magic the spanker never realizes that the bottom is suddenly very square.
Extra panties can work a bit better as they conform more to the natural curve of the bottom and any bit of added protection is welcome. I’ve heard real life accounts of students wearing multiple pairs of panties if they know they are in for a school paddling. I imagine that might help a little, but if you push it too far and wear 20 extra pairs, that would look suspicious.
One way of deterring a spanker without adding any extra bulk to the bottom is to wear jeans with buttons or rhinestones on the back pockets. Of course this only works when looking to dodge a passing swat or impromptu covered bottom spanking. You run high risk of getting your studded jeans tugged down along with the couple dozen pairs of panties and having the book fall out before getting your spanking on the bare!!
Anyone ever try to protect their bottom in real life? Or come up with creative means when role playing?