Richard Windsor encouraged me to take a look at some of the keywords that people use in search engines to find my blog. I have now spent way too much time being amused by some of the unusual phrases such as “a real bear from the woods spanking another bear”, “clare fonda hamster”, and “I want a pixie in my panties”.
But one phrase caught my eye as a truly wonderful idea – “Bedtime spanking breakfast in bed”. Add this one to my fantasy list. I envision being gently awakened as the covers are tugged away and then given a warm, playful good morning spanking first over the seat of my pajamas and then on the bare. Then my charming spanker and I would cozy up back in bed together and enjoy a delightful breakfast in bed consisting of eggs, bacon, toast, milk, and fresh fruit.
Perhaps the person who entered that phrase though had something much less fun and punishment oriented in mind – a painful spanking delivered at bedtime and then made to get up the next morning to serve the spanker his breakfast in bed before heading to the corner or some dreadful thing.
Nope, my fantasy is way better. Don’t you agree? A little over the knee and eggs over easy to start your day off right?