Here is the costume I would have worn on Halloween if things had gone as planned. It’s supposed to be a vampire costume, but the upturned collar was too much with the long hair. So what am I? I’ve decided I’m Evil Pixie The Candy Thief.
Actually, I hope that we have belated Trick or Treaters tonight as I have way too much candy here including cheap fillers like Tootsie Roll brand fruity midgies that no known human actually eats.